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Europe In
June
Our President is back from his first trip to
Europe. He held his own with the various leaders, while the U.S.
press spent its time filming protesters and interviewing smug
arrogant European busybodies. As if we didn't have enough snug
arrogant busybodies of our own that we have to endure on a daily
basis. And the protesters…what is it with Europeans always
chaining themselves to stuff. Why can't we get them to chain
themselves to concrete blocks and protest the depth of the
ocean?
I don't know about you but I'm pretty damned
sick of the Europeans. You know what? I don't care what they
think of our President. I would rather have any of our
Presidents lead my country than anyone I have seen running a
country in Europe with the exception of Clinton on our side, and
Thatcher on theirs. I really don't care what they think of the
death penalty. If they want to coddle their criminals and wring
their hands over the poor victims of society who just happened
to kill someone…fine. We will let them keep their monsters and a
gilded cage while we will dispose of our trash as we see fit. I
couldn't care less what they pay for a gallon of gasoline. I am
somehow supposed to feel guilty that I pay less for gas than
people living in little postage stamp countries where they drive
three blocks a week in those little clown cars. I think their
gas prices are too high. Maybe they should consider lowering
their tax induced inflated prices instead of insisting we raise
ours. I don't care that they have socialized medicine. I don't
want a government employee operating on me. I want my doctor to
get filthy stinking rich. I want to know that I don't have to
wait 4 months for chemotherapy because the government hospital
only sees a certain number of people a week due to a shortage of
personnel, medicine, and equipment. If we had the same health
system as they do, where would Canadians go for bypass surgery?
I don't care about preserving either their
language or their culture. If their people didn't eat at
McDonalds, McDonalds wouldn't be there. So if they don't want
our culture influencing theirs then they should get a handle on
their people and stop crying about us. It isn't us…it's them. I
don't care about that mess in the Balkans. If the Europeans
don't care that this constant war goes on in their backyard, I
don't either. Let the United States pull our troops out of
Europe and quit NATO. NATO has served its purpose and the result
is a Europe that doesn't appreciate our efforts to keep them
secure, so why bother? I don't care that they don't like our
idea of a missile defense. They aren't paying for it. If they
want to continue paying lip service to the cold war anachronisms
like the ABM Treaty, then I'm sure that Russia can dig up some
old Bolsheviks for them to surrender to. When we get our missile
shield in place, maybe we can sell them the plans. I don't care
if the Russians and the Chinese object to the missile defense
either. They claim it might start another arms race. Before they
can be in the race with us, they're going to need a car.
I don't care what they think of the Kyoto
Treaty and our President's proper disposal of it. It was merely
an economic tool to protect the Chinese and to damage the
economy of the United States in order to benefit the Europeans
who get most of their energy from nuclear. By the way, if our
environmentalist nut cases lay down on and chain themselves to
some railroad tracks, I know a better, less time consuming way,
to get them off. Use the throttle. I don't care what Europe
thinks of our immigration policies. Look at what's happening in
England now that the English are realizing that they are about
to become extinct. We have enough problems with the bedwetters
in this country wanting to flood our country with illegals.
I don't care if Europe has gun control. An
unarmed Europe is probably good for the United States. Who
knows, perhaps we will have to take over their continent
someday. They being unarmed just makes it that much easier. The
founders of our country didn't want dictatorial governments
trampling on our rights like they do on a pretty regular basis
over in their part of the world. We also don't like home
invasions by criminals. When some lowlife breaks into our homes,
we shoot them dead and good riddance. I think it's against the
law to harm a criminal in parts of Europe. Good grief don't you
people have any self respect?
I don't care if they use the metric system.
"Kilometers" just isn't as useful a word as "miles." It has a
dry sterile kind of ring to it. Saying "walk a kilometer in his
shoes" or "kilometers to go before I sleep" just sounds lame.
"If you give them a centimeter they'll take a kilometer."
Please…. I don't care if the Europeans pay more taxes than I
do…that is a bad thing. I want to keep more of the money I earn
and I don't want the government to take it from me to buy votes
for the left wing parties. I don't want the government taking
care of me from cradle to grave. I am not interested in seeing
to it, with my money, that other people don't have to work.
This is not a call for isolationism. I don't
think the US should withdraw from the world. It is just a call
for the Europeans to buy their tickets to Euro-Disney, tune in
CNN, go to the latest Hollywood Movie and pick up some Big Macs
on the way home. Then shut the hell up about how we run our
country and who we elect to lead it.
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