Phillip J. Hubbell was born in 1955, just prior to the big societal collapse of the 60s. Growing up in the small town of Gainesville, Texas, young Mr. Hubbell was accidentally educated when the town's school system proved too backward to switch over to the new math, eco-science, Language Arts and Social Studies in time to protect this child from a competent learning experience. Forced to learn to read at an early age, young Phillip's self-esteem was allowed to flounder while he was exposed to such societal horrors as honest work for honest pay, competition, pursuit of excellence and the innate superiority of Western Civilization. By the time phonics had been purged from the classroom and history replaced by social studies it was too late. Phillip was smart.

This completely ruined his chances to obtain a modern college education and left him so emotionally torn he couldn't relate to females as sexless, human units. He fell in love repeatedly and ended up happily married to one woman. Later he raised his children in a two parent home and took them to Church. Authorities are wary. One never knows what type of riff-raff lurks in our suburbs.

Phillip Hubbell and his one and only wife keep a low profile in a North Dallas suburb. They live a "Leave It To Beaver" existence with Sue staying home and taking care of the kids. On the advice of his daughter's School counselor, the Hubbells keep all books, newspapers and magazines hidden whenever her friends come over. The Hubbells own pets as well.